1 00:00:02,655 --> 00:00:04,827 "Happy holidays from the York family." 2 00:00:04,896 --> 00:00:06,620 Roxie: More like the dork family. 3 00:00:06,689 --> 00:00:08,448 What'’s it about Christmas that makes people 4 00:00:08,517 --> 00:00:09,724 want to wear matching outfits? 5 00:00:09,793 --> 00:00:11,448 The Yorks dress alike for every holiday. 6 00:00:11,517 --> 00:00:14,034 Last St. Patrick'’s day they were all leprechauns... 7 00:00:14,103 --> 00:00:16,517 Cute on the baby, disturbing on everyone else. 8 00:00:16,586 --> 00:00:17,827 Speaking of disturbing... 9 00:00:17,896 --> 00:00:20,379 Josh can'’t come home with me for Christmas. 10 00:00:20,448 --> 00:00:22,689 His family is dragging him to Aruba 11 00:00:22,758 --> 00:00:25,758 to stay at some five-star resort on the beach. 12 00:00:25,827 --> 00:00:29,413 Poor thing, he'’ll be pining for me all week. 13 00:00:31,310 --> 00:00:33,620 Well, time for another joyous, uplifting hanukah 14 00:00:33,689 --> 00:00:34,862 with my family. 15 00:00:34,931 --> 00:00:36,448 Ooh, I almost forgot my antacid. 16 00:00:36,517 --> 00:00:38,241 I'’ve never been to a hanukah celebration. 17 00:00:38,310 --> 00:00:39,413 What does your family do? 18 00:00:39,482 --> 00:00:41,620 We light candles, spin the dreidel 19 00:00:41,689 --> 00:00:44,551 and then 12 people attack a helpless brisket. 20 00:00:44,620 --> 00:00:46,310 Better take the imodium a-d. 21 00:00:49,413 --> 00:00:51,034 Well, i'’m off to my parents'’... 22 00:00:51,103 --> 00:00:53,206 Unless i'’m abducted by aliens on the way... 23 00:00:53,275 --> 00:00:54,344 God willing. 24 00:00:56,172 --> 00:00:58,206 So, roxie, what'’s your family doing for Christmas? 25 00:00:58,275 --> 00:01:00,103 The usual... We put up an aluminum tree 26 00:01:00,172 --> 00:01:01,551 get takeout from taco bell 27 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:03,310 and then I watch my dad and stepmom 28 00:01:03,379 --> 00:01:05,103 exchange cartons of Winston lights. 29 00:01:05,172 --> 00:01:07,379 Your family exchanges cigarettes? 30 00:01:07,448 --> 00:01:09,275 Hey, it'’s just not Christmas 31 00:01:09,344 --> 00:01:12,965 without a visit from jolly old St. nicotine. 32 00:01:13,034 --> 00:01:15,068 Oh, I guess I should feel thankful. 33 00:01:15,137 --> 00:01:16,896 Next to these guys 34 00:01:16,965 --> 00:01:19,413 Christmas with my family seems so normal. 35 00:01:19,482 --> 00:01:21,137 I wish mine did. 36 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:22,896 Just once i'’d like to have 37 00:01:22,965 --> 00:01:25,206 the perfect white Christmas in the country... 38 00:01:25,275 --> 00:01:27,862 Ski chalet in Vermont, sleigh rides, roasted goose 39 00:01:27,931 --> 00:01:29,379 cutting down your own tree. 40 00:01:29,448 --> 00:01:31,137 Throw in some homemade pfeffernuss 41 00:01:31,206 --> 00:01:33,620 and you just described Christmas with my family. 42 00:01:33,689 --> 00:01:37,862 Wow, nothing says "Christmas" like goose and pfeffernuss. 43 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,275 Hey, why Don'’t you come with me? 44 00:01:39,344 --> 00:01:41,448 Oh, it would be so great to have a friend along. 45 00:01:41,517 --> 00:01:42,793 Oh, i'’d love to, but I can'’t. 46 00:01:42,862 --> 00:01:44,448 I always spend Christmas with my aunts 47 00:01:44,517 --> 00:01:46,000 and this year it'’s our turn to host 48 00:01:46,068 --> 00:01:47,827 a huge celebration for all our relatives. 49 00:01:47,896 --> 00:01:49,448 That sounds like a lot of fun, too. 50 00:01:49,517 --> 00:01:52,689 "Fun," "insane"... it'’s such a fine line in my house. 51 00:01:52,758 --> 00:01:55,034 Well, if you change your mind about Vermont 52 00:01:55,103 --> 00:01:56,275 you'’re always welcome. 53 00:02:01,241 --> 00:02:03,758 Merry Christmas, Sabrina! 54 00:02:03,827 --> 00:02:05,551 We can'’t wait to see you at your house. 55 00:02:05,620 --> 00:02:07,068 Love, uncle olaf and aunt dottie. 56 00:02:07,137 --> 00:02:08,413 [ Chuckles] 57 00:02:08,482 --> 00:02:11,034 Care for a sneak preview of my blubber mold? 58 00:02:11,103 --> 00:02:12,655 Oh, no, thanks. 59 00:02:12,724 --> 00:02:14,896 I want to have something to look forward to. 60 00:02:14,965 --> 00:02:16,275 Ooh, blubber. 61 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:25,827 ♪ Life'’s changing around me, and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪ 62 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:32,344 ♪ i'’m reaching out and living by my rules... ♪ 63 00:02:32,413 --> 00:02:35,517 ♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪ 64 00:02:35,586 --> 00:02:39,655 ♪ I wanna make it last... 65 00:02:41,758 --> 00:02:45,172 ♪ '’cause i'’m out on my own now ♪ 66 00:02:45,241 --> 00:02:49,827 ♪ and I like the way it feels. 67 00:02:55,448 --> 00:02:56,689 Taste this. 68 00:02:58,482 --> 00:02:59,482 Mmm... 69 00:02:59,517 --> 00:03:01,413 Eggy and nutmeggy 70 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:03,620 with a slight aftertaste of... wart? 71 00:03:03,689 --> 00:03:04,827 It'’s legnog. 72 00:03:04,896 --> 00:03:05,896 The secret is to use 73 00:03:05,931 --> 00:03:07,620 fresh gremlin legs... Never frozen. 74 00:03:07,689 --> 00:03:09,655 No, the secret is to ask what'’s on the spoon 75 00:03:09,724 --> 00:03:11,413 before I let you stick it in my mouth. 76 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:13,689 I think i'’ve finally got our sleeping arrangements 77 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:14,896 while our guests are here. 78 00:03:14,965 --> 00:03:16,379 Hilda, you'’ll be bunking with me 79 00:03:16,448 --> 00:03:18,344 and Salem, you'’re sleeping under the stairs 80 00:03:18,413 --> 00:03:19,862 with cousin ira. 81 00:03:19,931 --> 00:03:22,551 Anybody but that creepy little elf. 82 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:24,241 What do you have against ira? 83 00:03:24,310 --> 00:03:26,965 [A] He stabs me with his pointy ears 84 00:03:27,034 --> 00:03:30,758 [and b] He likes to watch me when I clean myself. 85 00:03:30,827 --> 00:03:32,620 All: Ew! 86 00:03:32,689 --> 00:03:33,862 Mm-hmm. 87 00:03:33,931 --> 00:03:35,034 Sabrina, you'’ll double up 88 00:03:35,103 --> 00:03:36,379 with the sugar plum fairy. 89 00:03:36,448 --> 00:03:37,758 Just what I need: 90 00:03:37,827 --> 00:03:39,517 A twinkle toes and a sugar rush 91 00:03:39,586 --> 00:03:41,655 who grinds her teeth all night. 92 00:03:41,724 --> 00:03:44,206 Hey, now, this is no time to be a gloomy Gus. 93 00:03:44,275 --> 00:03:45,586 The holidays are upon us. 94 00:03:45,655 --> 00:03:47,931 We'’re going to have a wonderful Christmas. 95 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:52,379 Yeah, a wonderful Christmas. 96 00:03:52,448 --> 00:03:55,724 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 97 00:03:55,793 --> 00:04:00,206 ♪ oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh, hey! ♪ 98 00:04:00,275 --> 00:04:01,931 Morgan, look, baby deer. 99 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,172 Oh, they'’re so cute. 100 00:04:04,241 --> 00:04:06,379 This is what I call the perfect Christmas. 101 00:04:06,448 --> 00:04:10,827 And this is what I call the perfect Christmas presents. 102 00:04:10,896 --> 00:04:12,620 Hello, ladies. 103 00:04:12,689 --> 00:04:14,241 Oh, apparently, Santa got my list. 104 00:04:14,310 --> 00:04:16,068 We'’ll see you on the slopes tomorrow 105 00:04:16,137 --> 00:04:17,379 right after we have 106 00:04:17,448 --> 00:04:19,413 our perfect Christmas dinner 107 00:04:19,482 --> 00:04:22,068 with roast goose, cranberry stuffing 108 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:23,241 and eggnog. 109 00:04:23,310 --> 00:04:25,862 Whoo-hoo! I love eggnog. 110 00:04:25,931 --> 00:04:27,286 Hilda: It'’s "legnog"... try it again. 111 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:28,758 I added a soupcon of webbed feet. 112 00:04:28,827 --> 00:04:30,448 Oh, aunt hilda, aunt Zelda... 113 00:04:30,517 --> 00:04:32,241 Would you guys mind if I wasn'’t here 114 00:04:32,310 --> 00:04:33,586 for Christmas this year? 115 00:04:33,655 --> 00:04:35,551 Dibs on bunking with the fairy! 116 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:37,551 Sabrina, what are you talking about? 117 00:04:37,620 --> 00:04:39,620 Morgan'’s family invited me to go skiing with them. 118 00:04:39,689 --> 00:04:41,809 As much as i'’d miss you guys, i'’d really like to go. 119 00:04:41,862 --> 00:04:43,413 Well, Sabrina, if you want to be 120 00:04:43,482 --> 00:04:46,068 with Morgan'’s family at Christmas, we'’ll understand. 121 00:04:46,137 --> 00:04:47,586 We will? 122 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:48,935 Well, Sabrina shouldn'’t be here 123 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,448 just because she feels obligated. 124 00:04:50,517 --> 00:04:51,655 She shouldn'’t? 125 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:53,068 That'’s why we'’re here. 126 00:04:53,137 --> 00:04:55,379 Thanks, aunt Zelda. I knew you'’d understand. 127 00:04:55,448 --> 00:04:56,724 I got to go call Morgan. 128 00:04:56,793 --> 00:04:58,724 I can'’t believe Sabrina 129 00:04:58,793 --> 00:05:01,344 doesn'’t want to be with family at Christmas! 130 00:05:01,413 --> 00:05:03,965 Well, she'’s in college now, meeting new friends. 131 00:05:04,034 --> 00:05:06,758 She doesn'’t want to be with her boring, old aunties 132 00:05:06,827 --> 00:05:09,310 when she could be off shushing down the slopes. 133 00:05:10,655 --> 00:05:12,068 I say our little sabrini 134 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:14,620 has forgotten the true meaning of Christmas 135 00:05:14,689 --> 00:05:17,896 which reminds me, this year i'’d like sturgeon and cash. 136 00:05:19,172 --> 00:05:20,689 Welcome to a Cavanaugh Christmas. 137 00:05:20,758 --> 00:05:22,241 We'’re here! 138 00:05:22,310 --> 00:05:23,517 Wow, it'’s even more perfect 139 00:05:23,586 --> 00:05:24,965 than I pictured! 140 00:05:25,034 --> 00:05:26,655 You wouldn'’t have cute baby deer 141 00:05:26,724 --> 00:05:28,068 running around, would you? 142 00:05:28,137 --> 00:05:30,241 Hi! 143 00:05:30,310 --> 00:05:31,689 Even better. 144 00:05:31,758 --> 00:05:33,172 I'’m Morgan'’s brother, chip. 145 00:05:33,241 --> 00:05:34,586 This is Sabrina. 146 00:05:34,655 --> 00:05:36,275 Hello! Hi! 147 00:05:36,344 --> 00:05:37,275 My mom and dad. 148 00:05:37,344 --> 00:05:38,482 Hi. Hi. 149 00:05:38,551 --> 00:05:40,000 Wow, it'’s great to meet you. 150 00:05:40,068 --> 00:05:41,588 I hope you Don'’t mind me tagging along. 151 00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:44,275 I mean, she just made your Christmas sound so perfect. 152 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,413 Well, it will be 153 00:05:45,482 --> 00:05:46,602 now that you'’re joining us. 154 00:05:46,655 --> 00:05:48,000 How about a cup of mulled cider? 155 00:05:48,068 --> 00:05:49,448 Thanks... you Don'’t by any chance 156 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:51,517 have those little cinnamon thingees to stir it? 157 00:05:51,586 --> 00:05:53,482 What do you think? 158 00:05:53,551 --> 00:05:54,793 Sabrina, make yourself at home. 159 00:05:54,862 --> 00:05:56,502 If there'’s anything you need, just holler. 160 00:05:56,551 --> 00:05:58,448 I wouldn'’t want to do that... 161 00:05:58,517 --> 00:05:59,551 Might wake myself up. 162 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:00,827 If anybody'’s interested 163 00:06:00,896 --> 00:06:02,655 i'’ve got the tree all ready to decorate. 164 00:06:02,724 --> 00:06:03,965 Oh, or maybe you'’d like to do 165 00:06:04,034 --> 00:06:06,137 something more relaxing like roast chestnuts...? 166 00:06:06,206 --> 00:06:07,482 On an open fire... 167 00:06:07,551 --> 00:06:09,034 With Jack frost nipping at my nose? 168 00:06:09,103 --> 00:06:10,103 Pace yourself. 169 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,137 You Don'’t want to peak 170 00:06:11,206 --> 00:06:12,310 before we deck the halls. 171 00:06:12,379 --> 00:06:13,310 Dad: Hey, chip. 172 00:06:13,379 --> 00:06:14,689 Why Don'’t you help the girls 173 00:06:14,758 --> 00:06:15,758 with their luggage? 174 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:16,793 With pleasure. 175 00:06:16,827 --> 00:06:18,137 Come on. 176 00:06:18,206 --> 00:06:20,758 Oh, it doesn'’t get any better than this. 177 00:06:24,896 --> 00:06:26,482 Wow, it does get even better. 178 00:06:26,551 --> 00:06:27,827 See you downstairs. 179 00:06:27,896 --> 00:06:28,827 I'’d like that. 180 00:06:28,896 --> 00:06:31,172 I mean, uh... Yeah, sure. 181 00:06:31,241 --> 00:06:32,827 You can put your clothes in the closet 182 00:06:32,896 --> 00:06:34,216 and the bathroom'’s through there. 183 00:06:34,275 --> 00:06:36,586 Come on, I want to show you the view from my room. 184 00:06:36,655 --> 00:06:37,769 Your brother'’s really cute. 185 00:06:37,793 --> 00:06:38,724 Is he dating anybody? 186 00:06:38,793 --> 00:06:40,275 No... for some reason 187 00:06:40,344 --> 00:06:43,275 he just can'’t seem to find the right girl. 188 00:06:43,344 --> 00:06:45,586 Oh, maybe the right girl just needs to find him. 189 00:06:51,275 --> 00:06:53,862 [ Grunting] 190 00:06:53,931 --> 00:06:55,896 It'’s been a long ride. 191 00:06:55,965 --> 00:06:57,931 I need to freshen up. 192 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,758 I still say if we had tied a tether to Sabrina'’s back 193 00:07:00,827 --> 00:07:03,137 she couldn'’t have abandoned us at Christmas 194 00:07:03,206 --> 00:07:05,586 and we could have had a vigorous game of tether ball. 195 00:07:05,655 --> 00:07:07,251 Christmas won'’t be the same without her. 196 00:07:07,275 --> 00:07:09,315 We'’ll have to reconfigure the seating arrangements. 197 00:07:09,379 --> 00:07:11,931 Just Don'’t put blitzen near the liquor cabinet. 198 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,068 They Don'’t call him that for nothing. 199 00:07:14,137 --> 00:07:16,172 You know, I can'’t find the dish I use 200 00:07:16,241 --> 00:07:17,448 for my emu casserole. 201 00:07:17,517 --> 00:07:18,758 I lent it to Sabrina. 202 00:07:18,827 --> 00:07:20,551 I'’ll go get it. 203 00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:22,379 Even though the last thing I want to do 204 00:07:22,448 --> 00:07:23,728 is get stuck in the holiday rush. 205 00:07:24,793 --> 00:07:26,517 Oh... it'’s madness out there. 206 00:07:26,586 --> 00:07:28,413 All right, where is that dish? 207 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:29,586 [ Clattering] 208 00:07:29,655 --> 00:07:33,241 Whoever you are, i'’m warning you, I have a black belt! 209 00:07:33,310 --> 00:07:34,310 Roxie? 210 00:07:34,344 --> 00:07:35,448 Okay, it'’s charcoal 211 00:07:35,517 --> 00:07:36,827 but it goes with the shoes. 212 00:07:36,896 --> 00:07:38,310 Hilda, what are you doing here? 213 00:07:38,379 --> 00:07:39,689 And what'’s with your hair? 214 00:07:39,758 --> 00:07:42,000 A better question is: What are youdoing here? 215 00:07:42,068 --> 00:07:43,965 Sabrina said you were at home enjoying 216 00:07:44,034 --> 00:07:46,206 a delightful Christmas involving cigarettes. 217 00:07:46,275 --> 00:07:47,689 I lied. I'’m not going. 218 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:49,344 Well, roxie, Don'’t you want 219 00:07:49,413 --> 00:07:51,655 to spend Christmas with your family? 220 00:07:51,724 --> 00:07:53,034 And eat lukewarm chalupas 221 00:07:53,103 --> 00:07:55,034 while listening to my parents cough up a lung? 222 00:07:55,103 --> 00:07:56,517 Pass. 223 00:07:56,586 --> 00:07:57,965 Well, you can'’t spend Christmas 224 00:07:58,034 --> 00:07:59,344 sitting here all by yourself. 225 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:00,896 I'’ll be fine. 226 00:08:00,965 --> 00:08:03,206 I Don'’t want anyone feeling sorry for me... 227 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:04,655 Oh, you poor, pathetic dear. 228 00:08:04,724 --> 00:08:06,620 Like that. 229 00:08:14,724 --> 00:08:16,793 Oh, if only I could freeze this moment. 230 00:08:16,862 --> 00:08:19,551 Actually, I can, but that would be kind of creepy. 231 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:20,896 Mom: Oh, Sabrina would you 232 00:08:20,965 --> 00:08:22,517 like to help me with the cookies? 233 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:23,517 I can use a hand. 234 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:24,517 And i'’ve got two. 235 00:08:24,586 --> 00:08:26,068 Baking cookies at christmastime 236 00:08:26,137 --> 00:08:27,862 is one of my favorite things to do. 237 00:08:27,931 --> 00:08:29,068 Well, isn'’t that nice? 238 00:08:29,137 --> 00:08:30,620 Of course, you'’re not expected 239 00:08:30,689 --> 00:08:32,724 to stay in the kitchen 365 days a year... 240 00:08:32,793 --> 00:08:34,482 Like a dutiful wife 241 00:08:34,551 --> 00:08:36,724 trapped behind her apron! 242 00:08:36,793 --> 00:08:37,872 Uh, maybe i'’ll just go see 243 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:39,296 how chip'’s doing with those lights. 244 00:08:42,827 --> 00:08:43,827 Hey, need any help? 245 00:08:43,896 --> 00:08:45,379 Another one of my favorite things 246 00:08:45,448 --> 00:08:47,379 to do at christmastime is untangle lights. 247 00:08:48,724 --> 00:08:50,551 Knock yourself out. 248 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:51,965 Uh, so, uh... 249 00:08:52,034 --> 00:08:53,965 Morgan tells me that you'’re pre-med at Harvard. 250 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,275 That'’s great. 251 00:08:55,344 --> 00:08:57,068 The truth is, I dropped out two years ago 252 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,413 but I haven'’t told my parents 253 00:08:58,482 --> 00:09:00,448 because I want those checks to keep coming. 254 00:09:00,517 --> 00:09:01,724 Keep that under your hat. 255 00:09:01,793 --> 00:09:04,310 No problem, as long as you promise not to do anything 256 00:09:04,379 --> 00:09:05,896 ending in "-ectomy" or "-urgery." 257 00:09:05,965 --> 00:09:07,793 Hey, you want to know another secret? 258 00:09:07,862 --> 00:09:09,000 No. One'’s enough for me. 259 00:09:09,068 --> 00:09:10,275 So, can I do anything? 260 00:09:10,344 --> 00:09:12,034 Stupid thing won'’t light! 261 00:09:12,103 --> 00:09:14,000 Mom: I'’ll tell you what you could do. 262 00:09:14,068 --> 00:09:16,448 You can show iron- deficient John over here 263 00:09:16,517 --> 00:09:18,241 how to split a log. 264 00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:20,034 Any idiot knows you have to split a log 265 00:09:20,103 --> 00:09:21,103 if you want it to burn. 266 00:09:21,172 --> 00:09:22,724 Oh, i'’ll burn something for you. 267 00:09:22,793 --> 00:09:25,275 I'’ll burn this whole house to the ground! 268 00:09:25,344 --> 00:09:28,344 Note to self: Check smoke detector in my bedroom. 269 00:09:31,068 --> 00:09:35,689 Okay, I just have to go talk to Zelda for a quick minute... stay, sit. 270 00:09:35,758 --> 00:09:36,965 I'’m not a dog. 271 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:39,517 I know... I just Don'’t want you to run away... 272 00:09:39,586 --> 00:09:40,758 Or chew anything up. 273 00:09:40,827 --> 00:09:43,275 "Line pan with emu mixture 274 00:09:43,344 --> 00:09:49,206 then top with cream of mushroom soup and durkee'’s fried onions." 275 00:09:49,275 --> 00:09:52,517 Hi. Oh, good, you brought the casserole dish. 276 00:09:52,586 --> 00:09:54,103 That'’s not the only thing I brought. 277 00:09:54,172 --> 00:09:56,344 I found roxie hiding out at Sabrina'’s house 278 00:09:56,413 --> 00:09:58,689 so I invited her to spend Christmas with us. 279 00:09:58,758 --> 00:10:00,517 What?! Are you mad? 280 00:10:00,586 --> 00:10:01,655 We have relatives coming 281 00:10:01,724 --> 00:10:03,137 from the other realm. 282 00:10:03,206 --> 00:10:05,103 And a poor, pathetic girl from this realm 283 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,896 who has nowhere to go on Christmas. 284 00:10:06,965 --> 00:10:08,551 She'’s sitting out there like a dog. 285 00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:09,862 You know what? 286 00:10:09,931 --> 00:10:11,206 We could tell the relatives 287 00:10:11,275 --> 00:10:13,034 to move the celebration to aunt Ruby'’s 288 00:10:13,103 --> 00:10:14,517 and you and I could give roxie 289 00:10:14,586 --> 00:10:16,103 a traditional, mortal Christmas. 290 00:10:16,172 --> 00:10:19,000 Great... now we just have to figure out what that is. 291 00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:22,034 Wow, it'’s beautiful! 292 00:10:22,103 --> 00:10:24,034 Except for that one crooked icicle... 293 00:10:24,103 --> 00:10:25,620 Courtesy of my inept husband. 294 00:10:25,689 --> 00:10:27,758 There, now it'’s perfect. 295 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:29,724 Thanks, Sabrina. 296 00:10:29,793 --> 00:10:32,034 Look, I know my family'’s a little nuts. 297 00:10:32,103 --> 00:10:33,172 Don'’t worry about it. 298 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:34,758 You want to see an assortment of nuts 299 00:10:34,827 --> 00:10:35,758 come over to my house. 300 00:10:35,827 --> 00:10:37,724 That'’s it. 301 00:10:37,793 --> 00:10:39,379 Why does your dad have the extinguisher? 302 00:10:39,448 --> 00:10:42,482 All right, you whiny bunch of choirboys! 303 00:10:42,551 --> 00:10:45,275 I'’ll give you a real "silent night"! 304 00:10:46,551 --> 00:10:48,034 Okay, your family wins first prize 305 00:10:48,103 --> 00:10:49,103 in the crazy contest. 306 00:10:49,137 --> 00:10:50,551 Well, your father'’s at it again. 307 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:51,862 Early new year'’s resolution... 308 00:10:51,931 --> 00:10:52,931 Have him committed! 309 00:10:54,206 --> 00:10:55,758 Oh, will you excuse me? 310 00:10:55,827 --> 00:10:58,724 It'’s usually my job to calm down the police. 311 00:11:01,344 --> 00:11:04,896 Okay, this is officially not the perfect Christmas. 312 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,413 Salem: Bah humbug! 313 00:11:06,482 --> 00:11:08,310 Salem, what are you doing here? 314 00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:11,689 I couldn'’t stand the thought of cousin ira staring at me 315 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,689 so I stowed away in your suitcase. 316 00:11:13,758 --> 00:11:15,137 By the by, you might want 317 00:11:15,206 --> 00:11:17,758 to run a lint brush over your unmentionables. 318 00:11:17,827 --> 00:11:19,000 Salem, you can'’t stay here. 319 00:11:19,068 --> 00:11:20,000 You weren'’t invited. 320 00:11:20,068 --> 00:11:22,172 Nobody invited the wise man. 321 00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:23,344 [ Gasps] 322 00:11:23,413 --> 00:11:24,793 Rum balls! 323 00:11:24,862 --> 00:11:26,137 You'’re so out of here. 324 00:11:26,206 --> 00:11:27,241 Hey... 325 00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:28,896 Where did the cat come from? 326 00:11:28,965 --> 00:11:30,896 Oh, he'’s mine. I'’m sorry. 327 00:11:30,965 --> 00:11:32,379 He, uh, stowed away. 328 00:11:32,448 --> 00:11:34,482 I mean, he accidentally ended up in my luggage. 329 00:11:34,551 --> 00:11:36,206 Don'’t worry, i'’m sending him home now. 330 00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:37,206 But it'’s over 200 miles 331 00:11:37,275 --> 00:11:38,435 and it'’s freezing out there. 332 00:11:38,482 --> 00:11:39,586 Oh, he'’ll be fine. 333 00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:41,175 Didn'’t you see the incredible journey? 334 00:11:41,206 --> 00:11:42,886 Animals do that kind of thing all the time. 335 00:11:42,931 --> 00:11:44,379 Let him stay. I love cats. 336 00:11:44,448 --> 00:11:46,379 But what about the rest of your family? 337 00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:48,724 I mean, your father can barely tolerate the carolers 338 00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:49,793 let alone... 339 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,344 Chip? 340 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,931 Dude? 341 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,931 These are all foods mortals love at christmastime. 342 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,586 Candy cane, fruitcake and eggnog. 343 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:05,103 I still Don'’t know why they leave out the leg. 344 00:12:05,172 --> 00:12:06,793 That'’s what gives it the kick. 345 00:12:09,482 --> 00:12:13,344 Roxie, here'’s your tray of traditional Christmas goodies. 346 00:12:13,413 --> 00:12:14,344 For me? 347 00:12:14,413 --> 00:12:15,413 Thanks. 348 00:12:15,448 --> 00:12:17,000 They smell great. 349 00:12:17,068 --> 00:12:18,344 Fabulous recipe... 350 00:12:18,413 --> 00:12:20,172 Got it from mortal Christmas for dummies. 351 00:12:20,241 --> 00:12:21,413 "Mortal Christmas"? 352 00:12:21,482 --> 00:12:22,724 "More till Christmas" 353 00:12:22,793 --> 00:12:24,517 and even more till new year'’s. 354 00:12:24,586 --> 00:12:26,379 Better take your tray upstairs. 355 00:12:26,448 --> 00:12:29,206 You Don'’t want to be awake when Santa arrives. 356 00:12:29,275 --> 00:12:30,655 Wouldn'’t want to do that. 357 00:12:30,724 --> 00:12:32,551 You guys are so cute! 358 00:12:36,241 --> 00:12:38,000 Well, unless we want to be up all night 359 00:12:38,068 --> 00:12:40,103 we'’d better get those presents under the tree. 360 00:12:42,620 --> 00:12:44,310 Whew, i'’m exhausted. 361 00:12:44,379 --> 00:12:46,275 Thank goodness, Christmas comes just once a year. 362 00:12:46,344 --> 00:12:47,793 Mm-hmm. 363 00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:48,965 What a nightmare. 364 00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,344 If I wanted to see a freak show 365 00:12:50,413 --> 00:12:51,655 I would have stayed at home. 366 00:12:51,724 --> 00:12:53,068 I'’ll give you a nightmare: 367 00:12:53,137 --> 00:12:54,758 A full-grown man staring at you 368 00:12:54,827 --> 00:12:56,551 for three hours without blinking. 369 00:12:56,620 --> 00:13:00,344 Still, it'’s got to be crazier back at my aunt'’s house. 370 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,413 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of Holly ♪ 371 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,827 ♪ fa la la la la la la la... 372 00:13:03,896 --> 00:13:04,931 Where is everybody? 373 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,620 There are no drunken reindeer 374 00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:08,655 no... no... no hypoglycemic fairies. 375 00:13:08,724 --> 00:13:10,000 No cousin ira! 376 00:13:10,068 --> 00:13:11,000 [ Exasperated sigh] 377 00:13:11,068 --> 00:13:12,000 I can'’t believe it. 378 00:13:12,068 --> 00:13:13,517 The one year I decide to go away 379 00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:15,517 and they have a perfect, normal Christmas. 380 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,482 Let'’s blow this loony log cabin. 381 00:13:17,551 --> 00:13:18,793 But Morgan invited me. 382 00:13:18,862 --> 00:13:20,482 What excuse will I give her? 383 00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:21,793 We hated here. 384 00:13:21,862 --> 00:13:23,379 You write the note, i'’ll pack. 385 00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:24,620 Got it. 386 00:13:24,689 --> 00:13:25,689 [ Knock at door] 387 00:13:27,862 --> 00:13:31,137 Hey, Sabrina, I just wanted to apologize for my family. 388 00:13:31,206 --> 00:13:32,310 Oh, no need. 389 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:35,275 You know, your family'’s... No need. 390 00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:37,137 I thought that if I brought a friend up here 391 00:13:37,206 --> 00:13:38,793 they might actually behave themselves. 392 00:13:38,862 --> 00:13:40,827 Apparently, I was... mistaken. 393 00:13:40,896 --> 00:13:43,206 Morgan, you won'’t have to worry about that much longer. 394 00:13:43,275 --> 00:13:46,793 I know, I know... Christmas will be over tomorrow night. 395 00:13:46,862 --> 00:13:49,034 Thank you for putting up with all this. 396 00:13:49,103 --> 00:13:52,241 There is no way that I could get through the next 24 hours 397 00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,655 without a good friend like you. 398 00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:01,586 Well, good night. 399 00:14:01,655 --> 00:14:02,655 Good night. 400 00:14:04,655 --> 00:14:05,724 [ Door closes] 401 00:14:05,793 --> 00:14:07,103 You'’d better start bathing now. 402 00:14:07,172 --> 00:14:08,862 I hear that chip wakes up really early. 403 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,517 [ Groans] 404 00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:16,448 Merry Christmas, hilda. 405 00:14:16,517 --> 00:14:18,206 Merry Christmas, Zelda. 406 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,482 Listen to us. 407 00:14:19,551 --> 00:14:21,103 Both: We sound like mortals. 408 00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:22,551 [ Giggling] 409 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:25,000 Merry Christmas, roxie. 410 00:14:25,068 --> 00:14:26,827 Merry Christmas. 411 00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:29,344 Wow, I guess Santa did show up last night. 412 00:14:29,413 --> 00:14:31,896 Yep, and he brought you all these presents. 413 00:14:31,965 --> 00:14:32,896 Really? 414 00:14:32,965 --> 00:14:34,034 Well, except for that one. 415 00:14:34,103 --> 00:14:35,137 That one'’s for me. 416 00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:37,000 No, i'’m kidding... They'’re all for you. 417 00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:40,172 I could definitely get into this holiday. 418 00:14:43,379 --> 00:14:45,137 Thank you, Sabrina. 419 00:14:45,206 --> 00:14:46,413 Oh, this is so pretty. 420 00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:47,896 Well, you'’re always borrowing mine 421 00:14:47,965 --> 00:14:49,068 so I bought you your own. 422 00:14:49,137 --> 00:14:51,310 Then I guess I should give you yours back. 423 00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:54,862 Uh, mom, open the present I got you. 424 00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:57,172 If you'’re not too looped on the rum balls. 425 00:14:57,241 --> 00:14:58,896 Only way to survive Christmas with you. 426 00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,034 I hope you like it. 427 00:15:00,103 --> 00:15:01,793 I think it'’ll look really good on you. 428 00:15:01,862 --> 00:15:05,724 Oh, well, this... Not exactly my color. 429 00:15:05,793 --> 00:15:07,931 Ooh, that fabric is itchy, wow. 430 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,724 Doesn'’t matter... all she ever wears to bed 431 00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:10,793 is sweat suits, anyway. 432 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,344 And she'’s still cold as ice. 433 00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:14,310 Well, I think it'’ll look beautiful on you. 434 00:15:14,379 --> 00:15:15,448 What do you think, chip? 435 00:15:17,172 --> 00:15:18,551 What is he staring at? 436 00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:20,000 I'’m not doing anything. 437 00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:22,482 That guy'’s wacko. 438 00:15:22,551 --> 00:15:24,724 Where are you going, little kitty? 439 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:25,724 Uh, dad? 440 00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:26,724 Yeah. 441 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,206 This is from me. 442 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,689 I think it'’s something that you'’ll really enjoy. 443 00:15:30,758 --> 00:15:32,344 Ooh, I hope it'’s a log-splitter. 444 00:15:32,413 --> 00:15:34,482 Or, better yet, a real man to split them. 445 00:15:34,551 --> 00:15:35,551 Ha, ha! 446 00:15:36,724 --> 00:15:37,896 Hey! 447 00:15:37,965 --> 00:15:40,241 Wow, a signed Carl yastrzemski picture. 448 00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:41,344 That'’s so cool. 449 00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:43,034 I looked all over town for it. 450 00:15:43,103 --> 00:15:45,275 I know what a big Red Sox fan you are. 451 00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,241 Doesn'’t look like an original signature. 452 00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:49,793 Of course, how would you know you were getting ripped off 453 00:15:49,862 --> 00:15:50,931 with a cheap reproduction? 454 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,620 Boy, they saw you coming. 455 00:15:52,689 --> 00:15:56,068 I guess I can'’t do anything right. 456 00:15:56,137 --> 00:15:57,068 Of course you can. 457 00:15:57,137 --> 00:15:58,379 That'’s a very thoughtful gift 458 00:15:58,448 --> 00:16:00,034 and a very flattering picture of yaz. 459 00:16:00,103 --> 00:16:01,448 I hope you kept the receipt. 460 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:07,172 Why does she do that every time she gives me a gift? 461 00:16:07,241 --> 00:16:08,758 Well, it might have something to do 462 00:16:08,827 --> 00:16:10,241 with the way you say thank you. 463 00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:11,931 I'’m going to go get some air. 464 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,034 Come on, Salem. 465 00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:15,241 The cat stays here. 466 00:16:18,827 --> 00:16:20,275 Hey. 467 00:16:20,344 --> 00:16:21,620 You okay? 468 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:22,620 [ Sighs] 469 00:16:22,689 --> 00:16:24,724 I am suchan idiot. 470 00:16:24,793 --> 00:16:28,586 I keep fooling myself into thinking that one year 471 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:32,310 I am actually going to have a normal Christmas. 472 00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:35,000 Yeah, well, normal is relative. 473 00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:37,379 Yeah, too bad my relatives aren'’t normal. 474 00:16:37,448 --> 00:16:39,793 Well, they'’re not the most appreciative bunch, but... 475 00:16:39,862 --> 00:16:42,137 Well, you know, I thought the nightgown was beautiful 476 00:16:42,206 --> 00:16:43,931 and the autographed picture... 477 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000 Totally awesome. 478 00:16:45,068 --> 00:16:48,310 I should'’ve given them to you. 479 00:16:48,379 --> 00:16:49,448 [ Exasperated groan] 480 00:16:49,517 --> 00:16:51,758 No matter how hard I try 481 00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:54,896 all my parents do is criticize. 482 00:16:54,965 --> 00:16:56,103 Have you ever spoken to them 483 00:16:56,172 --> 00:16:57,413 about the way they treat you? 484 00:16:57,482 --> 00:17:00,034 Yeah, like that would do a lot of good. 485 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,275 You know, Morgan, I Don'’t mean to butt in 486 00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:04,379 but before you write this Christmas off 487 00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:05,620 maybe you should go in there 488 00:17:05,689 --> 00:17:06,827 and tell them how you feel. 489 00:17:06,896 --> 00:17:08,206 And i'’m not just saying that 490 00:17:08,275 --> 00:17:10,413 because my tongue is starting to freeze to my teeth. 491 00:17:10,482 --> 00:17:12,000 What'’s the worst that could happen? 492 00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:14,827 Dad could spray me with the fire extinguisher. 493 00:17:14,896 --> 00:17:16,000 So you'’re wet and foamy 494 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:18,034 but you'’ve started a dialogue. 495 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:21,620 Sabrina, I really appreciate your trying to help 496 00:17:21,689 --> 00:17:24,275 but I just... I want to get through this 497 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,586 and get out of here 498 00:17:25,655 --> 00:17:27,827 with whatever dignity I have left. 499 00:17:27,896 --> 00:17:28,931 [ Squeaking] 500 00:17:31,931 --> 00:17:35,620 You'’re not the only one. 501 00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:38,034 Dirges and funeral marches of the middle ages? 502 00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:39,689 Tell me it has "grieg'’s elegy" on it. 503 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,655 The original and the remastered dance mix. 504 00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:43,103 You guys are the best. 505 00:17:43,172 --> 00:17:44,620 I'’ve got something for you, too. 506 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,103 Oh, presents for us? 507 00:17:46,172 --> 00:17:47,206 It'’s nothing, really. 508 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,896 I didn'’t have much time to shop. 509 00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:53,241 Lotto tickets and... 510 00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:54,827 Gatorade. 511 00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:56,448 When I snuck out at midnight 512 00:17:56,517 --> 00:17:58,310 7-Eleven was the only place open. 513 00:17:58,379 --> 00:18:01,000 I love gatorade. 514 00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:03,793 I'’ve tried to make my own, but it'’s never smooth. 515 00:18:03,862 --> 00:18:06,275 Perhaps i'’m using the wrong kind of gators. 516 00:18:06,344 --> 00:18:08,827 Hey, you guys Don'’t have to make a big deal about the gifts. 517 00:18:08,896 --> 00:18:10,241 I... I know they'’re not much. 518 00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:12,000 It'’s not the gifts that are important 519 00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:13,448 it'’s the thought behind them. 520 00:18:13,517 --> 00:18:16,068 And you sneaking into that 7-Eleven speaks volumes. 521 00:18:18,241 --> 00:18:19,620 Mom: Oh, no, no, Sabrina. 522 00:18:19,689 --> 00:18:21,551 We can save that. 523 00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:22,931 Why waste money on gift wrap 524 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,689 when we can use it again and again? 525 00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:26,241 Oh, i'’m starting to understand 526 00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:28,241 how you'’re able to afford this chalet. 527 00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:30,689 Morgan, you find that receipt for the yastrzemski picture? 528 00:18:30,758 --> 00:18:32,034 I didn'’t keep it. 529 00:18:32,103 --> 00:18:33,931 What do you mean, you threw it away? 530 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,448 Dad, I thought that was the one gift you wouldn'’t return. 531 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,448 Well, I certainly can'’t now. 532 00:18:39,517 --> 00:18:41,310 Morgan, Morgan, watch it! 533 00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:44,137 You'’re crinkling perfectly good gift wrap. 534 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,482 Oh, great... you'’ve ruined it. 535 00:18:45,551 --> 00:18:47,620 Oh, give me a break! 536 00:18:47,689 --> 00:18:49,344 It is a piece of gift wrap. 537 00:18:49,413 --> 00:18:51,379 You'’ve been using it since 1986. 538 00:18:52,448 --> 00:18:54,206 Morgan, what'’s gotten into you? 539 00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:56,586 All you two do is criticize. 540 00:18:56,655 --> 00:18:58,034 Well, I Don'’t deserve it 541 00:18:58,103 --> 00:19:00,724 and... and... and I Don'’t have to take it anymore. 542 00:19:00,793 --> 00:19:03,103 And I finally realized that 543 00:19:03,172 --> 00:19:06,068 thanks to my good friend, Sabrina. 544 00:19:06,137 --> 00:19:07,724 Got to go. 545 00:19:09,172 --> 00:19:10,275 Oh, but before I do 546 00:19:10,344 --> 00:19:11,551 I just want to say one thing. 547 00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:12,689 All Morgan is trying to do 548 00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:14,448 is have a nice Christmas with her family 549 00:19:14,517 --> 00:19:15,896 but you guys treat her terribly 550 00:19:15,965 --> 00:19:18,034 and you Don'’t treat each other very nicely, either. 551 00:19:18,103 --> 00:19:19,482 If you can'’t be nice at Christmas 552 00:19:19,551 --> 00:19:21,758 I Don'’t even want to know what goes on here at easter. 553 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:22,758 Come on, Salem. 554 00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:23,931 We'’re out of here. 555 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,931 No! 556 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,862 Don'’t take the cat. 557 00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:28,793 I thought we were having a nice Christmas. 558 00:19:28,862 --> 00:19:30,620 Well, so did I. 559 00:19:30,689 --> 00:19:33,413 Aunts: ♪ troll the ancient yuletide Carol ♪ 560 00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:36,827 ♪ fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. ♪ 561 00:19:36,896 --> 00:19:37,827 Roxie! 562 00:19:37,896 --> 00:19:38,724 You'’re singing? 563 00:19:38,793 --> 00:19:39,724 No, i'’m not. 564 00:19:39,793 --> 00:19:41,344 I was just clearing my throat. 565 00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:44,206 [ Clears throat]: Fa, la, la, la, la, la... la. 566 00:19:44,275 --> 00:19:45,206 What are you doing here? 567 00:19:45,275 --> 00:19:46,586 I found her hiding at your house 568 00:19:46,655 --> 00:19:48,448 so I invited her to spend Christmas with us. 569 00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:49,586 What are you doing here? 570 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,000 Yeah, we thought you were having 571 00:19:51,068 --> 00:19:52,896 the perfect Christmas with Morgan'’s family. 572 00:19:52,965 --> 00:19:54,655 Well, perfect is relative 573 00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:57,689 and compared to them, my relatives are perfect. 574 00:19:57,758 --> 00:19:59,413 We'’re glad you'’re home, honey. 575 00:19:59,482 --> 00:20:00,793 Oh, merry Christmas, sweetheart. 576 00:20:00,862 --> 00:20:02,931 I can'’t believe you'’d want to spend the holidays 577 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:03,931 anywhere else. 578 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,310 Your aunts knock themselves out 579 00:20:05,379 --> 00:20:06,459 when it comes to Christmas. 580 00:20:08,344 --> 00:20:09,620 Blitzen! 581 00:20:09,689 --> 00:20:12,482 Didn'’t you get my e-mail about the change of plan? 582 00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:13,862 Wow, a real reindeer. 583 00:20:13,931 --> 00:20:15,275 You guys are amazing. 584 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,413 I'’m coming here again next year. 585 00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:19,724 Yeah, well, if you'’re looking for the perfect Christmas 586 00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:22,793 everything you need is here: Friends, family, reindeer... 587 00:20:22,862 --> 00:20:23,793 Lotto tickets. 588 00:20:23,862 --> 00:20:25,689 Oh! I won. 589 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,206 I'’m going to the liquor store to get my two dollars. 590 00:20:28,275 --> 00:20:30,551 Blitzen, I believe you know the way. 591 00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,241 Don'’t you just love Christmas? 592 00:20:38,896 --> 00:20:41,344 Sabrina, your aunts are so generous. 593 00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:43,793 Yeah, that'’ll teach me to leave at Christmas time. 594 00:20:45,931 --> 00:20:48,137 Hey, what'’s all this? 595 00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:49,931 My mother packed us a few leftovers. 596 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,655 We have enough potato latkes and brisket 597 00:20:51,724 --> 00:20:53,827 to clog all the arteries of everyone in new england. 598 00:20:55,896 --> 00:20:58,448 Sabrina, I just got off the phone with my dad. 599 00:20:58,517 --> 00:21:00,137 You will be happy to know 600 00:21:00,206 --> 00:21:02,793 that he is not returning the yastrzemski picture, after all. 601 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,137 He decided to put it on his desk at work. 602 00:21:05,206 --> 00:21:06,137 That'’s fantastic. 603 00:21:06,206 --> 00:21:07,517 You know, you really made 604 00:21:07,586 --> 00:21:09,068 an impression on my family. 605 00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:11,413 In fact, they want you to come back next Christmas. 606 00:21:11,482 --> 00:21:14,034 That is so... Not going to happen. 607 00:21:14,103 --> 00:21:15,620 I totally understand. 608 00:21:15,689 --> 00:21:18,448 Oh, but chip says anytime you need a cat-sitter... 609 00:21:18,517 --> 00:21:20,000 [ Yowls] 610 00:21:20,068 --> 00:21:23,000 Also, not going to happen. 611 00:21:23,068 --> 00:21:24,379 Yeah.